Don’t bother about those who tell you how to make more money from this or that. You simply must sweat for every penny, you simply must work for every cent. If teachers can teach for ten hours a day, if nurses can care for patients for more than 12 hours, writers shouldn’t moan about writing, they should write to earn from writing. Kidnap yourself and demand a ransom from your efforts – The success that comes from a job well done, a writing project well completed.
How can a writer kidnap himself?
I know you must be wondering how a writer can kidnap himself and thinking Shilaho must be nuts or something. Think about those foul smelling, gun trotting psychos who kidnap men, women and children to earn millions as ransom. They make their victims do all manner of things to increase their chances of earning that ransom. You can easily do the same to cure your writer’s block and earn more money from your writing! You don’t have to love your writing but if you want to earn from writing, you have to write whether you love it or not!
Writing is big business
I have argued in the past that writing, particularly online writing is big business. I have admonished fellow writers to stop thinking like amateurs and start writing professionally. A few of them disregard this counsel and instead moan endlessly about the writing process. When they aren’t moaning, they cry of a writer’s block. What is my answer to this? Kidnap yourself! Kidnapping isn’t great news, but it surely pays and it pays handsomely. How can you do this?
Have realistic writing goals
What are your goals as a writer? It is time you set some realistic goals about your writing process. Make your goals measurable and device a plan as to how you can achieve these goals. You can not say you want to finish your novel by the end of the year and fail to suggest to your lazy brain how to do that! State the goal, set the deadline, and divide this goal into numerous sub goals that make it even more achievable.
Divide your goal into smaller goals
When am working on a novel for example, I have a rough estimate of the number of pages and number of words the novel should contain, after which I determine the length of time it should take to research and write and divide the project into miniature goals like 1000 words per day. If the novel should be 200,000 words long, it should take 200 days to complete. How can I make myself accomplish that? I kidnap myself!
What do you do when the block sets in?
A writer’s block results more often from doing the same thing over and over again. When you kidnap yourself, you make sure that you work on several projects at the same time so that when one isn’t moving, you can work on the other. When I am not working on something serious like a book, I make sure I fill in the void by reading great stuff and writing online articles. Reading great writers has a way of inspiring even the most reluctant of minds. Writing online articles on the other hand is simpler and requires less energy than that required when writing a book. If a day passes without writing the mandatory number of words for my book, I must ensure that I double the number when the craving strikes.
Kidnap yourself till you are through
In simpler terms, if I was to write 2000 words daily for 100 days and miss writing for two days, when creativity returns, I must write 6000 words before breaking and doing anything else. This is where the self kidnapping comes in. You have to promise yourself not to have that lunch until 3000 words have been written and not to sleep until another 3000 words have gone by. Will this make you happy? Of course not, sadness begets better writing!
Have some discipline
It is with such discipline that your writing moves forward. When it comes to online entries, I must post two good quality articles everyday. When I can’t for one reason or another, I find a way of writing 4 or 6 when I get the time and won’t reward myself until the work is done. If teachers can teach for 10 hours a day, if doctors can surgically operate on a patient for 22 hours, writers can read and write for 10 or 22 hours!
Where will sleeping time come from?
A day has 24 hours. If you deduct the time spend on reading lousy articles on how to make more money online and get down to writing instead, and deduct that spend tossing and turning in bed like an injured animal, you can’t fail to get between 4 – 6 hours of quality sleep. Think again and you will get the point. Majority of people I know work for eight hours a day. Either 8.00 – 4.00 or 9.00 – 5.00 leaving a whopping 16 hours in a day of which sleeping should take a maximum 6 for men and 7 for our women and children. If you set aside 2 hours for meals and a cold bath, you can’t fail to get 2 hours for writing and another 2 for reading.
August 29th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
The title itself made me curious to check out your article. It is a truth what you have mentioned.
August 29th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
The title made me want to read it. Yes I believe in setting goals.
August 29th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Catchy title. Good advice. I really liked your ideas about setting goals.
I am one of those writers who takes my work seriously.
I also have a tendency to work on more than one project
at a time. It gives you a fresh approach.
August 29th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Very encouraging article. Thanks for the well-written advice. I think that this article might wake up some of those moaners.
+ This article made me realize that I should write more too and stop doing everything else before I sit and write.
August 29th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Very useful tips indeed
August 29th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Nice article. So many hours in a day, but sometimes they can often be wasted away if you do not set aside certain times for certain things.
Emmie
August 29th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Thanks for the food for thought, friend.
August 29th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
You have the Midas touch, my friend cheers
August 29th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Working on more than one article really has its rewards and you speak the trurh in this very enjoyed by me, article! I also tend to read 3 books at a time which drives my sister nuts-she thinks I’m nuts I guess, I probably am lol.
Keep up the great works Shilaho-just don’t fool around on your wife, okay? Another lol.
August 29th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Working on more than one article really has its rewards and you speak the truth in this very enjoyed by me, article!
I also tend to read 3 books at a time which drives my sister nuts-she thinks I’m nuts I guess, I probably am lol.
Keep up the great works Shilaho-just don’t fool around on your wife, okay? Another lol.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
These are some good ideas!
August 29th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Shilaho, You do have good advice but I seriously doubt that anyone who writes for Triond is that ambitious. I don’t mean to be snide, I promise.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
LOL – I guess I shouldn’t be wasting time reading your article about how to write my articles!
August 29th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
I wrote an article with a tip for starting off your articles:
http://webupon.com/marketing/the-most-shocking-thing-youll-ever-read/
August 29th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
“Kidnap yourself and demand a ransom from your efforts”, a creative way to present your point. Great advice. Well done.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
hahaha!.. great share
August 29th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Impressive article
August 29th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
very well said…..very nice article
August 29th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Thanks everyone. Mo Hoyal, I don’t have time to fool around on my wife as you call it and she already knows the man she married can not. Seems like that innocent article made you mad at me. Karen, you made me smile!
August 30th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Sweet POst
August 30th, 2010 at 12:02 am
Love it! Great tips.Worth my time reading it!
August 30th, 2010 at 12:05 am
I wonder how many serious writers triond has- just like Ruby says.But I agree with your Advise Jimmy.When I write I try to write what great writers write but then I remember Arundhat Roy’s book “God of small things” and how much I liked it and then I realise you have to write about what you like and feel and if others like it you could be a great writer -that is your chance.No point copying others.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Shivanipearl, I agree with you on Arudhati Roy’s masterpiece but to set the record straight, she seems not to have written anything else after that, has she?
August 30th, 2010 at 12:33 am
You’ve left me counting down until I can get back to writing more regularly – only another 16 weeks! Thanks for the motivation
August 30th, 2010 at 12:35 am
Very useful article.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:45 am
Very nice article that brings out the real fun in writing and not self-kidnapping into the darkness of words that are not useful to anyone. Thanks Jimmy for the good work. Keep it up.
August 30th, 2010 at 1:59 am
I really liked this. I am still very new in the writing world, and am currently working on my first book. I often find myself worried because I work on more than one thing at a time. I like the break up you set in this and I will take it all to heart and use it in my own work. Thanks!
August 30th, 2010 at 4:30 am
Very good advise. I jump from one thing to another just so I don’t get bored.
August 30th, 2010 at 4:56 am
This is very good advice, though I find it difficult to sit for more than a hour at my computer without needing to get up and do something else, but then I am not that ambitious. Good luck with all your projects. I admire you.
Christine
August 30th, 2010 at 6:15 am
I would like to mention here about one famous Hindi writer ,Mannu Bhandari who shifted to a hostel to finish her book and left her daughter with her relatives as she narrates in her story”Ek kahani yeh bhi”.I recommend her book “Apka Banti” which narrates the story of a young boy whose parents are separated and remarried to different people.
August 30th, 2010 at 6:25 am
Thanks Shilaho for the great advice, appreciate a lot for helping new writers like me to improve in the writing, actually I already spent a lot of time in Triond compare to last time, but time is always not enough. I really admire your passion in writing. I really hope you can become Triond Chief Editor (not joking).
By the way, kidnapping is a serious crime here (death sentence), haha.
August 30th, 2010 at 6:45 am
I just can’t help but admire the way you craft and present your articles, at the same time encourages the fellow writer in all ways. Thanks for the useful tips.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:17 am
Thanks for nice share.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I could do that if I didn’t have a nagging man at my back. Well, I take that back, I don’t have enough time in the day,.
August 31st, 2010 at 12:27 am
Interesting idea, but a little confusing. I personally understand the concept you are discribing, but for some, they just respond with ” nice share” or great article. Learning how to read between the lines, and cross your own horizon is what writing is all about. Your article says it all, your article could be cut down to small doses, thus making more articles.
Great ideas
August 31st, 2010 at 2:14 am
many good points and such a very inspiring post.
August 31st, 2010 at 9:42 am
I think you are nuts already. lol. kidding.
Great views here. It is important not only to have realistic goals, but to write them down with a date next to them. It’s all about discipline and commitment. You will be able to follow through with them.
August 31st, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Thanks Marlene, writing your goals down can help a great deal.
September 1st, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Yes, there is a lot of time in a day. And we can use it fully by force.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Very nice, I really enjoyed it and learned a little too.
November 22nd, 2010 at 4:16 am
I like the way you said “kidnap yourself”, very catchy title