Many of you know that I have been working on getting a book out, I Laid an Egg on Aunt Ruth’s Head. Part of what I had to do was provide an author photo. This is my experience …
I’ve finished writing my new book, I Laid an Egg on Aunt Ruth’s Head, and it will be coming out soon. There are lots of little details that needed to be handled in getting everything ready for the publisher, including providing a photo of the author (me).
In my brilliance, I thought it would be fun to provide a picture of a chicken on my head, keeping in the theme of the title of the book. I’ve had countless chickens on my shoulders, but never had I tried to get one to sit on top of my head.
I recruited my sons to help with the endeavor, either holding the chickens or taking the photographs. As you can see from the pics, this was a tough undertaking!

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We made several attempts with this hen. She just didn’t like being on top of my head!

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The hen on my head is Amber. She’s probably the friendliest, most down to earth of our fine feathered friends. Even she was not sure about sitting on top of my head though.

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Another attempt was made with this hen … it didn’t work.

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Another attempt with Amber … she’s a blur as she says, “No way guys.”

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And yet another attempt was made with Amber.

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I also almost went with this pic. Amber is actually sitting on my head with no human assistance. Unfortunately, after all the work to make this happen, we decided that the background was a little too busy and distracting. I was proud of Amber though. Heck, I was proud of me!

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Amber didn’t object as much to sitting on a hat, but as soon as we let go of her, she was off of there.

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Look Ma, no hands! This chicken sat inside an inverted hat, but it looks a little too silly for an author photo, even for a humorous book.

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I abandoned the “on the head” approach and went for the shoulder, and this was much easier to manage. I almost went with this picture, but the hen is just a bit blurry.
The actual author photo image is not in this article. You’ll just have to look for it when the book comes out. But hey, keep in mind that you can be creative with author photos! I look forward to seeing yours soon.
Tags: author photo, book cover, publisher, writing a book
September 9th, 2009 at 2:05 am
A nice collection of humorous photo’s. I actually liked the last one was. Thanks for the great tip Joel!
September 9th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Tough work that! Takes me back to when one of our hens always laid an egg on my pillow every morning!
September 9th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Those are great pictures, nutuba! I’ll look forward to seeing which picture “landed” on your book jacket!
September 9th, 2009 at 6:58 am
That is such a funny post. Good luck with the book.
Christine
September 9th, 2009 at 10:25 am
What about drawing a grandmotherly woman (Aunt Ruth) on the front cover with the chicken on her head and then have your picture on the back cover?
September 9th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Interesting article and hilarious I must add with some hilarious pictures. I like the 6th one but Athlyn makes a point!
September 9th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
you make my day, Joe by just simply looking at your photos. nice job friend.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Good Stuff
September 9th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
some very funny pics.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
In keeping with the serious content of the book I think you should be wearing a 2-piece suit and tie. The chickens look great as is(are). In fact we had one that looked like Amber for dinner Sunday.
Conifer
September 9th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Some really funny photos!I did like the last one because it seemed so candid as thoigh you are looking at it saying, hey how did you get there?Wonderful work!
September 9th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Wonderful post!!..Well done!!..a very interesting read as always and that was great, fun, happy pics..I really enjoyed it..I liked this one!..Thanks a lot for sharing this magnificent work.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
always enjoy reading your post and seeing your pics can’t wait for the book!!! and your next post!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Actually, the front cover of the book will indeed feature a drawing of an elderly Aunt Ruth with a hen on her head.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:05 am
What determination! Love it!
September 10th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Made me laugh out loud! Great photos!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 am
nice photo collection! the model is so photogenic!
February 10th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Very cute! ^__^