Sister Ain’t Got No Sympathy
Honey, Sister ain’t one to show any sympathy to her sister. I know I have been gripping and to tell the truth, to save my life I can’t help it. I just keep trying to comment on my friends articles and it just gives me the heebie jeebies when I can’t do a dad blamed thing on this site. Sister says, Sister she says, why in God’s creation can’t you take a hint. It’s as plain as the nose on your face. If them people wanted your input they would fix up that site so you could publish your no account stuff and read what them other people are writing. I wish you would quite being such a cry baby and get this foolishness off your little pea brain mind. Go out there and get your dadgummed garden planted. Now that would be something useful to do.
I guess Sister’s right. If I was out planting my garden I would soon have me some good fresh vegetables , not that I don’t have plenty of canned sass but it wont last forever what with feeding a bunch of hungry younguns and a hard working man. And I will child, I will. I’ve rightly been waiting for that last frost we usually have in April but I’m about to think we ain’t gonna have no more frost. I don’t think we had a frost the whole month of March. Now it does get right windy on the mountain, but honey we have had some warm weather up here. We used to have snows in April but shoot, it looks like it’s gonna be summer before we know it.
Child, I shore do hate to be a complaining bitch but this Triond site has got me cussin the cat, I can’t cuss Sister and Roy or they might give me some whip ass, and honey I don’t want that. I do try to watch my language around them and Guthrie. I don’t want to rile up Guthrie. He can be a grumpy old cuss but thank the lord he’s still with Sister. They got all them younguns and we would be up the creek without a paddle if he took it in his mind to leave Sister. So I try to keep Guthrie sweetened up, and that ain’t easy child, that ain’t easy.
You know I do love to write and I just love having folks to read my stuff, but gol darn it, why do these Triond folks let their site get in such a bad assed shape? Sister thinks she’s got a gold mine on her shoulders and she keeps jabbering about these Triond people don’t want none of my foolishness. She says they are trying the easy way to throw me to the dogs by making it so hard that I will give up and quite. I just don’t know what them folks is thinking. I ain’t no mind reader like Sister thinks she is, so I guess I’ll try to wait it out and see if them Triond people will get their ducks in a row. I’ll let y’all know what happens.
Sister Articles:
http://authspot.com/thoughts/sister-and-the-preacher/
http://authspot.com/thoughts’whistling-in-the-dark/
http://authspot.com/short-stories/one-womans-story/
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Tags: complaints, gardening, Guthrie, Heebie-Jeebies, Mountain-folk, publishing, reading, sister, sympathy, triond, Writing
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April 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 am
Glad to see sister back.:-)
April 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 am
cool sis story:P
April 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 am
Welcome back Sis…Write more…
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 am
Welcome back Sis
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:39 pm
Tulan, you got me lmao. Love it, please write more, please, please, please
April 2nd, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Enjoy your sister story. I hope Triond can fix all the problems the soonest.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:58 am
I am sorry you are having problems. Hopefully they’ll be better soon
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:55 pm
At last I am able to post a comment. It has been impossible all day. In fact Tulan, I have given up posting on the site. I got so frustrated a while ago I decided enough was enough. I have tried commenting on posts now and again but with little luck. I hope you are not driven away as we all love your sister stories.
April 4th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
There are only a couple of folk, I can’t click liked, or reply to… most folk are OK now, I heard it was stuff that had been posted elsewhere, that causes the popunders, thus it gets bad press from triond, so maybe most are posting here first now heres hoping Tulan cheers