Seven Ways to Reuse Used Toilet Paper
Is this title catchy enough for you?
Look at that beautiful toilet paper. It is plump, yet shapely. Pure, yet destined for grime, muck, and other filthy particles not worthy of being mentioned in a respectable publication like Triond.
But did you know that toilet paper can actually be re-used? That’s right, keep reading for tips on turning brown into beautiful.
Gotcha! You didn’t really think that I was going to discuss how to re-use used toilet paper, did you? That is disgusting!
After all, I’m not really interested in adding anything of value to Triond. All I am concerned about is getting page views. Now that you have clicked on this article, I don’t care if you read to the end or not. I’ve already gotten paid.
Uh, wait a minute. Before you go, could you click on I Like It? And don’t forget to leave a comment. That way, I will not only have cash in my pocket but also some respectability among other Triond writers. More comments and more likes means more popularity.
And that really is my bottom line. I want to be liked. I want to be admired, trendy, fashionable, and otherwise stylin’.
I encourage you to do the same. Don’t publish anything of any meaning. Don’t write from your heart. Don’t be thoughtful in building up Triond, or bringing hope through a poem, or sharing a unique insight that might change someone’s life.
No, just write something that will make the Hot Content list. Focus on getting your name listed as a Hot User. Get yours now. Forget about anything else.
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November 23rd, 2008 at 3:30 am
Hmmm. Interesting. You are sooo liked! God bless.
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:48 am
You are so right… HMMM!! I think you may be on to something!! I’m thinking about just making up a bunch of really cool titles and when they open it they’ll see … GOTCHA!! Yuppers… I really like that idea. You are a genius and thanx so much for sharing!
Karelee
November 23rd, 2008 at 6:14 am
Something to think about!
November 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 am
Very Smart!!
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Love it! I keep telling my friends that even if they don’t have time or inclination to actually read my articles, just open them. Perhaps I will write my next article on the proper method of changing a baby’s poopy diaper, or – better still – something that every parent unfortunately has experienced – is baby art. Babies are insanely creative, and they will use what ever they happen to have close at hand to decorate their world. Enough said.
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Big SMILE to you, great idea. have a happy Thanksgiving and thanks for the smile!
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
LOL Great article. You are very well liked.
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Great article! The title definitely caught my attention. :>)
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
This was too cute. I was laughing from the beginning to the end. Good on, my friend.
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
hahahahha,thanks for the fun read and good laugh Brian
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
So true and so edgy Brian. Most of us are fulfilled just writing a piece for the enjoyment of others. Sometimes you have to throw in a completely useless and irrelevant topic since writing on a more cerebral level all the time sometimes just doesn’t appeal to readers on Triond.
Try AC, there are no pictures, no top ten lists, and actual professional writers conveying pieces that are unique and are not regurgitated.
I feel your pain~!
November 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
You a-hole, ‘d kiss you if you didn’t have a penis!
Wicked one! ‘d click ‘I like it’ a hundred times over if I could..
November 26th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hi, guys, well thanks for reading and not beating me up! Its Thanksgiving Eve so I’ll stop here. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Brian
November 26th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Your title made me click on it. Now you got paid and a comment! You made me laugh and as Lauren said it was quite edgy but entertaining.
Happy Thanksgiving,
Chris
November 28th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
yeah very entertaining indeed!
December 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Lol that is entertaining right there.
December 26th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Glad I could entertain you guys! Brian
January 8th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
I’ll admit I was really curious! This was entertaining and well done.
January 28th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I refuse to leave a comment
February 26th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@ Bruce but you did
Lol nice article! It has a catchy title that makes you click on it
October 9th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Nice post, keep up the good work:）