Writers Can’t Make a Living

     Writers making a linazving is to Obama making change. We want to do it, but we just can’t quite get there. Writers making a living is to Paris Hilton working a county fair; she just can’t do it. Writers making a living is to nerds hanging out with girls; one in a million get a lucky. Writers making a living is to skinny white kids wanting to rap, it just doesn’t happen (Unless your Eminem).
     Writers can’t make a living because of five things…
1. Obama
2. The war
3. Douche bags who download things for free
4. Publishers
5. Censors in writing (I like to call them “Nazi writing laws” because I feel they infringe my freedom.

     I say Obama is one reason because he’s president and can pull the race card if needed. He could ask to make better wages for writers if he really wanted to. I mean really, he’s the fricken president, he should be able to if he isn’t able to.

     The war… well, it lowers everyone’s salery… ok, I can’t really go in more detail there.

     Douche bags who download things for free, you guys are awful. Wait… one second, my song on limewire just finished…err…  I mean I-Tunes.

     Publishers, you have always been the enemy. We need you, but got we hate you. We hate rejection. You guys ruined peoples dreams; they worked very hard. You publishers decide to give Ann Frank a friggen book deal and she didn’t even apply for one. She didn’t even write a novel (Okay, I may of a went a bit far just now).

     Lastly, censors. If I can say poo, I should be able to say poop. If I say poop, I should be able to say dump. If I say dump, I should be able to say crap. If I am able to say crap, I should be able to say (And you can quote me on this) “A BIG FAT STEAMING PILE OF S***.” Did I just get freaking censored?!? I am sick of censors and road blocks for us writers. I dislike Nazis, Obama, and censors hurting my writing career.

As a reminder, please don’t get offended, if you couldn’t tell… This is a joke…