How to Decrease Your Readership

Sometimes you write really a great article or story. It is full of action or facts, it doesn’t lose dynamics at all, any word is the best match. You have find out, that people would like it and that could be very negative.

Too many people visit your sites? Too many people love your style and become your fans? Oh no! Never! Keep in mind – optimally nobody would read your text you write there, any click at your headline is a gossip actually. But, you say, I can’t manage it! I’m too good for it – people simply find me wherever I am! Don’t worry, my dear, I’ll help you to get rid of readers, I have practised it here for many years. Finally, I am satisfied, completely without money and it’s great.

Let’s follow some general rules and will see, your future will be the worst you have ever dreamed! Your carrier will be lost in the recycle bin with your last attemp. I guarantee you, this great findings are being also yours findings – just read more!

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Rule No. 1 – use broken English

-or better no english – jungle language will be the best choice. When people don’t understand what you write – they think you made fools from them.

Rule No. 2 – don’t inform your friends about the new article

-gold rule! Your friends tend to be objective and give you five stars; such awful habit. Try rather to NOT ask also somebody who hates you because also hot comment could be like big ad for you.

Rule No. 3 – don’t include any pictures to your work

-some of us seeing a cute baby rate you possitively. And you definately don’t need any response at all…

Rule No. 4 – change the letter order at your keyboard

-it will be funny for you and boring for them, who will try to read the text

Rule No. 5 – forgot in the middle, what you wanted actually

-your lost transforms in big win – nobody won’t read your text without ending, without sense or without an idea at all

Of course, it is not anything you can do to lose your readers, it is much more complex and long-lasting work. You will need to make an effort in the future more, however, after that, your readership will surely decrease.

And that is what you want, isn’t it?

(to be continued)