Dear worsting writers,
I hope you are now at the good way to hell, as me. I think actually, I’m just there.

Because you liked my previous wok, I’m continuing much earlier I’ve thought – so, you are really great losers, as seen! Dear friends, please apply these next steps and you won’t believe your eyes how as well the most active readers lose their desire. And, no, you needn’t thank me, you are welcome.

• As you must have realized, the biggest obstacle is your talent. It’s really problematic to be gifted as your fingers write the most amazing ideas which people like and you are not able to stop it. Because I’m not educated enough in this field, I’ve asked my good friend, the head of College for gifted students, who want to get rid of it, Mr. Michael Thanksn:

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“This problem is spread mostly among genial people like my current (and only) student Albert Einzwei who realized that he could count to two at one finger but, fortunately, he had managed to burn out the Theory of Bifingerality before his wife published it. Such genial people are pushed to write their ideas out and we teach at our school, how to keep it under control.”

I: What’s your current success?

“We are successful, fully, aren’t we, Albie? (Albie said  “quack… quack..!”) So as you can see, our client is fully controlled by his own. – Only.. in the latest weeks, Albie started to think about the generalisation of bifinger theory to “Theory of Anyfing” and now he is under morfium influence. But for our students we are prepared to do anything. For example, Albert learns yoga in his freetime (his teachers learn kung-fu).”

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• Next, after you fully control your talent, now is the best time to write! The worst articles ever! You will see, people won’t like you and you will be really happy that. You will lose your friends and maybe your job, if you are happy frog.
• Don’t visit forums, better don’t leave your flat for weeks and sit home. Don’t see anything about you what could inspire you. For women, don’t look at yourself in the mirror or buy new dress. You could be happy and start to write again. Than, your effort would be lost.

Now you are surely prepared to be the worst even. I wish you all the best in your next carrier!

All I have writen was a joke. I wish you a lot of readers and please don’t follow my recommendations at all. Really, I wish you all the best in your writer’s carrier