Why is Justin Bieber So Famous?

What is up with Justin Bieber? Did he just taint all of our water- is he hypnotising us slowly- is his stupid hair magic? I just don’t get how this kid with a voice higher than mine is gaining a massive fan base of screaming, wailing girls (and women- my goodness), when the kid can’t carry a tune to save his life and dances like his feet are pegged to the floor.

I tried to give this kid a shot- seriously, I did. But I was bored to tears when I saw Bieber perform on the “Today” show, and completely shocked at all the ladies pissing their pants over seeing him. It must be the hair. People are addicted to his ridiculous hair, which is far more famous than he is. I just seriously cannot believe how this ugly, baby-voiced teenager is capturing the hearts of girls and women everywhere who have no true clue what talent really is. When he sings, it’s with a strained, bored effort, and even the look on his face shows that even he can’t believe he’s actually famous for his VOICE. He looks as if he’d like to be anywhere else than the stage- like in diapers somewhere, sucking his thumb.

I really don’t understand it. I didn’t understand N’SYNC or Backstreet Boys either, but at least those guys were hot with decent vocals. As bad as those teen sensations were, Justin Bieber looks like diarrhea compared to them. The kid is just a waste on TV. I’d rather see Lady GaGa in her meat dress again, and I’m a vegetarian. At least she’s entertaining.