Ttb

The Triond Brethren (TTB) is a group of varied individuals that formed only relatively recently. They are however thought to be at the centre of humanity’s moral decline. They currently gather at the writer’s web site known as Triond, and thus their designation. It is felt that this is a diversion however, simply allowing the members to meet semi-regularly in what appears to be a benign social interaction where topics regarding writing and promotion are supposedly discussed. It is felt however that their true conversations are masked, and they currently use the Triond forum to exchange their plans for world domination and control without suspicion. These inklings are supported by the opinion that all members without exclusion write pointless drivel that could not under any circumstance be considered readable – thus their claim to be authors trying to improve their craft cannot be taken seriously.

In this series of investigations into this exclusive group we will today look at the members of the group and reveal what little information we have on them.

Mnofdichotomy

Reports at hand suggest that he is the chief orchestrator of the group and all concepts and ideas are subjected to the rigorous testing of scientific theory and social behaviour probabilities. Additionally, it is thought that Mnofdichotomy is the chief encryptologist – ensuring that messages to certain individuals are suitably disguised from curious onlookers. This has been determined as it is not possible for one person to have such an itchy butt – the reference to his perpetually irritated posterior is simply a “start of” and “end of” message designator. We have intercepted some of these messages and the best that we can determine is that they are planning to caffeinate a goat to contaminate the water table. It has also been suggested that Mnofdichotomy – in conjunction with the vilest member of the group – continuously formulates plans that pervert the course of bureaucracy, justice, morality, and any other institution that humanity holds dear.

BradONeill

Evidence at hand suggest that this member is indeed the most vile of all the group, and reports are that he has been certified as 99% evil. This member has the duty of corrupting the innocent and determining a myriad of ways to justify illegal activity. It is suspected that he may even be a member of the Illuminati, and has infiltrated the brethren simply because their power is feared by the powers that be – this seems unlikely however as BradONeill is even too dastardly for that most dark of groups. He formulates plans in conjunction with Mnofdichotomy to corrupt the very foundation of society. While Mnofdichotomy investigates the various possibilities for anarchy it is BradONeill that formulates these potentials into terrible realities. It is suspected that he engineered the global financial crisis.

Interestingly, BradONeill was past life regressed by the group occultist to try and determine the source of his unrelenting cruelty. It appears that he was in a past life a failed knight. He was referred to by many in the kingdom at that time as maladroit bannerette: the incompetent knight. He was branded this title, for whenever a village was being attacked by bandits he would mistakenly kill the villagers, leaving the bandits unharmed; it is concluded that this label of ineptitude in the past thus drives his present life hate for all things. Critics of this theory feel this is unlikely though for it was also revealed in the regression that a messenger once alerted the king that the villagers were revolting, upon which the knight replied “I know…and they smell too”. It is thought his mistakes were thus in fact intentional.

Bo Jack Russo

Bo seems to be the strongman of the group – he is the link to the common man and determines what effect the group is having on the general populous. It is believed that he is constructing a giant underground bunker as he has been observed purchasing vast amounts of beer. The bunker is required for when the group’s final ambitions are brought to full fruition. He is tasked with ensuring the survival of the group should society eventually collapse under the weight of the groups connivances. He has a keen eye for the human bird-life and current investigations are that he “recruits” suitable candidates to allow the group to continue the species once BradONeill finds a way to wipe out the masses. He may seem calm and innocent, but we are sure he is a brute of surprising physical power and political influence. It is reported he has genitals so large that they scare women of fragile stature.

REPuckett

He is the group philosopher and dedicated atheist – referred by the group as Lord Puckett. He seems to have a varied past and he may in fact be the group’s conduit to various international corruption cells. He is the moderator of the various schemes that are brought to the group’s attention and slaps sense into the other members when their plans are obviously absurd and could potentially break the integrity of the group. He ensures that all successfully executed plans are not attributed to deity and continues to keep the brethren grounded in reality. He seems to be the father figure and is well respected by the other members – even though he rules with an iron fist. It is believed that BradONeill has plans to usurp him. There may be a future grand battle to occur within the group.

Fegger

Founded FEG labs which determines the most effective method of distributing various forms of media from anywhere or thing to anywhere or thing. A man of great intelligence and high ideals and greatly respected by the rest of the group and his determinations are accepted without argument – for he has never erred. It is also suspected that Fegger has a copy of the entire Internet on a device embedded in his left ear lobe. In this way he can monitor every human, animal, and machine on the planet. It is thought that Fegger is attempting to merge his consciousness with the Internet itself – if he achieves this aim the consequences are too terrible to imagine – Fegger could potentially control every facet of human activity and will ensure the success of the brethren.

BullwinkleMuse

BullwinkleMuse is the sublimist – a man of great skill and is tasked with building complex code that can autonomically program the masses to the group’s will – he does this through the use of poetry. His skill is unsurpassed and without equal. His poetry works at multiple dimensional levels and subliminally programs readers without their knowledge. We believe that BullwinkleMuse has created a poem of such incredible complexity that even he himself is not fully sure of its power – our reports state that it may open a gateway to other dimensions. The brethren wish this for they are not merely content with the corruption of this current dimension only.

Shelly Barclay

Shelly is the enchantress and is tasked with extracting information from world leaders and dignitaries. She seems on the surface to be sweet and kind, however it is believed that behind this is the fire of a dragon. Disturbing reports are that Shelly is not actually human, but has evolved from the plant kingdom. DNA tests run against a saliva sample retrieved from a discarded red bull can reveals that she has elements of DNA from both the sunflower and the Venus fly trap. Be lured by her beauty then trapped and consumed.

Gringoperry

Nearly nothing is known about this man, and it is possible that he may not even exist. It may be that he is the group assassin and as such his job mandates that he must maintain utmost secrecy – even to the peers of his group. There are reports that he has in the past had some experience with horses as his codename is El Gringo Stalliano. There are reports worldwide about bio-molecular scientists being murdered – we think it is because these individuals are discovering that the brethren are modifying human DNA to turn humans into a slave race for the exclusive use of the brethren for eventual universe conquest. It not unreasonable therefore to assume then that the El Gringo Stalliano is the one performing these cleaning tasks.

Spiritwalker

Spiritwalker is the group occultist. She performs channelling and mediumship for the group. Her powers of divination are truly frightening and it is thought that she draws her power from an ancient and terrible heritage – the darrk faeries. It has been said indeed that she is a darrk faery herself and is older than the ages of humanity. Even to the group she is completely mysterious and they are concerned that she is merely using them for her own devices.

Duff D Moss

We believe that this individual is barely tolerated by the group and has been tasked only to take minutes at meetings. It is reported however that even at this task he fails miserably as he embellishes the minutes with various fantasies involving reptilian aliens and predictions of UFO sightings. It is probable that he is insane and simply has not been expelled form the group for fear of what he might do. He seems to be currently trying to unsettle the sanity of the group by injecting ideas about the reality of thought without the need for verbalisation or visualisation. His story may be one of woe however as it is believed that he has been totally corrupted by BradONeill, and was before meeting BradONeill a very capable, physically fit, attractive, and influential member of the group.

If you should see any of these members out in public, do not approach them for they are incredibly dangerous. Alert us immediately and we will dispatch our investigators to track them. With luck and God on our side we may be able to uncover their secret underground base. Keep tuned readers as we bring more information to light regarding this dreaded group.