Seven Ways to Not Make Money on Triond

So you started writing on this website on Triond trying to make a few bucks and suddenly you are making TONS of money! Well don’t worry, for those of you with this problem, I have a solution. Well. Actually 7. Or so.

1. Write articles in terrible grammar and spelling. 7r’/ 7′/P1||9 L1|<3 7|-|1$. 3/3r’/0||3 //1LL L1|<3, |-|473 j00Z! If you have no idea what that said, it said, “Try typing like this. Everyone will like , hate you!” So if you don’t want people to read your articles, type like that. Or if you’re not that hardcore, smply leve out letrs her and tere. or like takl this lyke.

2. Delte all your articles if they get over 100 views! If you’re getting too much omney, just delete the articles htat are attracting the most money. I guarantee it will lower your income by at least 77.5%

3. DON’T write anything someone would want to read. You want to write completely useless things that no one will suggest to their friends or re-read.

4. Whatever you do, don’t advertise your articles at all. This will simply make more people see it which will earn you more money.

5. Make your profile so hard to read and badly organized that no one will be able to find your articles, let alone want to read them.

6. If you write something with steps, in the beginning tell them there are more steps or less steps than there actually are. It’ll bother people.

7. When picking the thumbnail image to display with your article, pick an uninteresting and unrelated one.

8. Lastly, don’t talk to other people on Triond or make friends or use the forums, because it will only attract more people onto your profile. If you really need to talk to people on the forums or make friends, be sure to follow step 5.

If none of these steps have helped, maybe it’s better if you simply quit Triond.