Eight Pieces of Really Hot Content

As a writer/content contributor on Triond since around January of 2007, I always check out the “Hot Content” list. I find both humor there, and useful information as well. I also notice that a lot of the titles have a some similarities such as, numbers like: “10 Ways to Do (fill in the blank), or “20 Reasons to (fill in the blank). Another similarity is the use of “How To” in the title. Some people would be surprised at how difficult it can be to come up with ten reasons for something, or ten ways to do something.

I have decided to take a humorous look at some “hot content.” This is of course very DRY humor.

1. Cayenne pepper sauce. (That’s a hot one going in or out!)
2. Fresh brewed coffee from Mc Donald’s. (Remember the old lady who sued them over this?)
3. A can of soup in a microwave. (This really happened)
4. Opening the radiator cap after driving ten miles. (Steam hurts the illiterate )
5. A car hood in Nevada in July. (Fried eggs anyone?)
6. A prostitute at a prison rodeo.
7. A blind queer in a cucumber patch.
8. Jumper cables at a redneck reunion. (That’s an old one, but I like it)

These are a little corny, but I felt like making an attempt at some humor.