Do You Think You Can Please a Man Read This and Forget It

Men are just to hard to please….why?

Could this be true ???? This is in your court to judge.

Men Are Hard To Please
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he
says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says
u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u
have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE; If he’s Smarter than u, he
is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try
to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don’t make love with him, he says u
don’t Love him; If u do, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don’t, he
says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because
he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is
FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK; If he does WELL, it’s
BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE,
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…

The moral of the story is…….SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY…