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Chris Marlowe: The Puppetmaster or The Player?

He who mocks shall be stricken with the words of blood, and with a stained knife will be made to lay down in a darkened abbey.

I’ve had several of my friends contact me about the latest stalking of Chris Marlowe and I have to say, I’ve been writing on Triond now for close to a year and never have I ever had a run in with a person that mocked my sensibility and made accusations of twisted and bizarre proportions.

His Latest Comment:

Dear Lauren,

Since you’re one of my favorite authors, I will forgive you – and I will forgive the nasty things you have said about me in public too on the Magical Mirror of Doctor Dee article of the Nickname Patrick Bernauw.

Yours Truly,
Chris Marlowe II

My Reply

Chris,

Of course my comment was of no offense to you. Although it does seem odd that you should start recognizing my work now, hiding behind your mirrors so to speak. I have gone a year without personal attacks because I put others first before myself. Why now? What about my work has struck you to voice your words now?

Chris Marlowe’s reply  “Maybe you should write an article about that, Lauren… and answer your questions for yourself!”

I was aware that the trolls have run rampant on this site, but there is only one, not to be confused with a troll at all, that lurks within the confines of your mirror watching every move you make.

He drifts in and out of written words, like the Hills of Ireland, searching for his prey and seeking refuge from the living.

He’s excited like a little child when a young blond flips her hair and winks her eyelashes. He is watching your every move.

He points out to me in public that we are having a personal interaction and shares that with all of you, although I never knew I was ever included in his unworldly conquests. I can feel him watching me, like a tiger stalking his prey. He is haunting me, will you be next? Or will you fall to the passions, listening to the french melody of La Valse d’Amelie.

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14 Responses to “Chris Marlowe: The Puppetmaster or The Player?”
  • Patrick Bernauw
    August 16th, 2009 at 3:26 am

    Hey Lauren. Thanks to stand by me in this Troll Thing! This Chris Marlowe II really is amazing… now he has put my picture on his profile page, saying I’m something of a clone of Christopher Marlowe (the historical one), and indeed “as a young man” I might be something of a lookalike of the playwright I’ve always admired. Marlowe (the hysterical one) seems to be hinting that I am the Puppet Master, pulling his strings… But then there was this message on my article titled The Chris Marlowe Whodunnit:

    Dear Mr Bernauw,

    His next move will be… no, not deleting your countless accounts and leave you accountless immediately… but hijacking them.

    Best Regards,

    The Puppet Master

  • ken bultman
    August 16th, 2009 at 4:42 am

    Intriguing. I think I’ll stay out of this.

  • CHAN LEE PENG
    August 16th, 2009 at 5:50 am

    I’m glad to know that thing has settled down for you. God bless you, take care. Have my liked it

  • Lostash
    August 16th, 2009 at 6:05 am

    How very strange….

  • Lucas Dié
    August 16th, 2009 at 6:11 am

    Wasn’t Marlowe considered one of the seven eternals to wander the world? The other of the seven I do remember is the Comte de St.Germain …

  • Mr Ghaz
    August 16th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Great post! very interesting read. Thanx for sharing this great work.

  • Lost in Arizona
    August 16th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    It seems that as soon as I get back into the saddle, I see there is a haranguing of some of the best and most intelligent writers on this site. Perhaps a streak of jealousy is what makes hearts go mad? The effects of not being able to write with eloquence can make one turn to dribbled diarrhea of the mouth…lol! But keep on writing my dear, and never you mind what some “dead” loon has to offer.

  • giftarist
    August 16th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    I agree to Ken

  • Melody SJAL
    August 17th, 2009 at 4:53 am

    Very intriguing.

  • Lauren Axelrod
    August 17th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    Thanks so much for your support everyone. It does seem a bit odd that I have gone for a while without any attacks. Actually, I’ve never been a target, so this is really strange to me. I have always tried to put others on this site before myself. I do as much as I can, and yet this “puppetmaster”, so to speak, is accusing me of being one of the most horrible old trolls on triond. I mean come on!

  • Nikita K
    August 21st, 2009 at 7:05 am

    I have noticed that Chris Marlow II is a bit of an oddball and I don’t know too much about him but his profile did make me go ‘hmm…’
    Interesting individual even though I don’t know him very much.

  • lindalulu
    August 21st, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    This tale is very intriguing…following Patricks writings and now yours. Really cool! The mystery will unfold soon I am sure…

  • Joe Dorish
    August 22nd, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Lauren, really enjoyed your Illustrious and Historical Legends, Tales, and Myths of The World article but Triond’s glitches will not let me comment on it there.

  • Chris Stonecipher
    August 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Lauren,
    I am catching on to the mysteries. I am interested in how it turns out.

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